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LippiRebel™

Here Lies My Patience Halloween Tee

Here Lies My Patience Halloween Tee

£20.50 GBP
£20.50 GBP
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Say goodbye to patience, hello to spooky vibes.
Our “Here Lies My Patience” Halloween tee mixes dark humour with chronic life truth — perfect for rebels who run out of tolerance faster than candy.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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Shipping & Delivery

We print and pack your items on demand, so delivery times can vary slightly.
🇬🇧 UK orders: usually 5–10 working days
🌍 International orders: 10–20 working days
You’ll get tracking info once it’s on its way — we know you’re excited!

Print & Colour Note

Rebel truth: colours might show up slightly different in real life than they do on screen — especially gold, which can sometimes print a little softer or with a greenish tint depending on the item. Every piece is made to order, so tiny quirks and variations are totally normal. Got questions? Just shout — we’re happy to help!

Returns & Refunds

Each item is made to order just for you — so we can’t offer returns unless something arrives damaged or faulty.
If there’s an issue, contact us within 7 days and we’ll sort it. No dramas.

Sizing Guide

Each product page includes a size chart — please check before ordering.
If you’re in between sizes, we usually say go one up for comfort, especially with compression.